Gratzon Takes Control of Arizona Diamondbacks

Fred Gratzon, former ice cream magnate and author of The Lazy Way to Success has apparently taken control of the Arizona Diamondbacks front office. That's the only possible explanation I can find for the headline at the top of page C-5 in today's Arizona Republic:

Final Roster Spot Filled by Hammock

These types of bold moves are probably easier once you've been mathematically elminated from playoff contention, but it should elevate clubhouse morale after the team announced they were parting ways with fan favorite Luis Gonzales.

Attaboy, Fred!